Wit you

Kristy: I didn't know they had Sharp Provolone. Where does Provolone come from anyway?

Mike: ... Cows.

Wit you

Mike: I may or may not have had some Nutella today.

Me: Oh yeah? What did you have with your Nutella?

Mike: A fork.

Wit you

Here's another one. I'm giggling out loud at my desk at work as I write this ...

Mike: Look outside!

Kristy: What does it look like? (As I slowly move my pregnant body around so I can see out the window)

Mike: Cold ... SNOWPOCALYPSE!